Owners

Reigning champion. Posted a league-best 1,917 points in 2025 on the way to the title. Cody's white whale.

Perennial title threat and Cole's long-running rival. Scored 1,803 points in 2025 — second-most in the league — and still missed the playoffs at 8-6 in the upset of the year.

The Commissioner. Went 11-3 in 2025 and entered the playoffs as a top seed before collapsing to a 4th-place finish. The wound has not closed.

2024 champion. Followed it with a brutal 5-9 title defense in 2025. The comeback narrative writes itself.

Owner of Javier's Scary Team. Went 9-5 and finished 3rd in 2025. Quietly the most consistent playoff team in the league.

2025 runner-up at 9-5. Quietly stacked, loudly underestimated.

Tua Infinity and Bijan. Went 7-7 in 2025 with the league's 3rd-highest points scored — missed the bracket on a tiebreaker.

Salo's Slammers. Back-to-back bottom-half finishes — 4-10 in 2025. The trade negotiator has lost his edge.

Michelle's Magnificent Team. 5-9 in 2025 with the league's lowest points-for among non-Kaitlynn owners. The 2026 reset starts now.

Rookie owner. Replaces Kaitlynn for the 2026 season. Has already promised a Cinderella run.

A new challenger building a reputation one matchup at a time.

Former owner. Finished 2025 at 1-13 — the league-record worst win total. Replaced by Mike for 2026.

Former owner. Ran the Black Panther Party in 2024, finishing 7-7 before departing the league.

Former owner. Ran 'abs favorite league' in 2024, finishing 7-7 before departing the league.