Burrowed in That Ass: Dalani's 2025 Was a Disaster. The Salem Front Office Is Not Worried.

Five wins. Nine losses. 1,469 points scored — second-lowest among active owners. Twelve months ago, Dalani Salem was the standard. In 2025, Burrowed in that Ass slipped to 6th place and out of the playoff picture entirely. Front-office sources insist the foundation is intact, the draft capital is healthy, and the 2026 roster build is ahead of schedule. The 2024 banner still hangs. It is not, the office insists, going anywhere.