Scouting Report: Meet Mike, the Rookie Replacing Kaitlynn's 1-13 Disaster

Mike enters 2026 as the league's first new owner in years, taking the seat vacated by Kaitlynn Larsonsilva after her league-record 1-13 campaign and 1,242.22 points (the lowest single-season total in Red Zone Rejects history). The early returns from group chat are encouraging — he asks questions, he reads the rulebook, and he has not yet proposed a single insane trade. The veterans give him until Week 3.